omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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