He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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