I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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