if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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