That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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