i was rollin on her like bob the builder
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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