dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
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