Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Drunk is a universal language darling
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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