I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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