I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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