how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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