You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
