That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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