I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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