fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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