She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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