can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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