belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
