She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Green mimosas i think yes
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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