Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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