Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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