So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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