I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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