I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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