its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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