There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
