I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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