It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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