He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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