Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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