The brown eye won't let me do that either.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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