i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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