OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
So many bounce houses so little time
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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