Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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