My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
The beer is more important than you right now.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
