yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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