The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You're earring is so big in my mouth
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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