Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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