You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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