dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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