This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I understand Curling. That high.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
COCAINE IS GR8
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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