Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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