so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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