There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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