I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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