i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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