i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
God gave him joint rollers for hands
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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