whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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