I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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