Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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