he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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