I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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