do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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