I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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