why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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