i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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